Manwich, it's more than a...

..."sounds like you're eating human" says the oldest. "Why is it called 'Manwich'?" they want to know...

Missus explains that it's from a time when housewives were told that the way to keep their men was to make them big, fattening, simple meals. Sandwich?? heck, dear, here's a MANWICH!

I piped in, "Sounds more like it has '70's gay disco overtones...".









I swear to you--both girls started laughing...